Peter Francis Geraci -- the emotionless bankruptcy lawyer from those TV commercials -- will be in Racine giving a speech on Thursday!
I'll be there to cover it for the AM station because apparently he's running for president; I wasn't even aware!
I was gonna vote Obama, but, now that I think about it, maybe a bankruptcy lawyer is what the country needs right now; we sure do have a lot of debt after the war in Iraq.
Anyway, he'll be arriving on the "Straight Talk Express" which, I assume travels on a direct line from his bankruptcy law offices.
I'm looking forward to a moving speech about Chapter 13!