- I could pass for 17; 19 at the most
- That I will appreciate this when I'm older
There are downsides to looking younger than your age (people aren't as respectful, 17-year old grocery store baggers hit on you) but I won't complain; I know someday I'll be a raisiny old cougar with crow's feet wishing I had this problem.
And if I wasn't such a feminist I'd use this to my advantage in the porn industry.
BUT.... now I have finally discovered the secret to looking old, and here it is:
- Wake up at 4am to do the FM morning show
- Work 10 hours a day
- Do this on 4 hours of sleep and repeat daily for one week
For further proof, here's a picture of me taken just yesterday: