Skydive Midwest

If you want to jump out of a plane

OR...

If you want to know what you'll look like at age 97, with the skin on your face melting away from your skull

OR...

If $179 is worth spending to have the body of a foxy Australian guy strapped to your back for ten minutes...(it is)...

Then go to Skydive Midwest; it's in Sturtevant, WI.

Make sure to get the video package because the sheer blinding terror will cause you to momentarily pass out and you'll forget what it was like.

*Also, unlike me, remember to pull the parachute cord at 6,000 feet.

To see their website, just click on the link next to the photo of the Australian man passionately gripping my thigh.