I Heart Stressed-Out Traders

Not to make light of a bad situation -- but I really love logging onto YAHOO!'s homepage and seeing the latest stressed-out trader picture up in the left-hand corner.

Maybe I'm not as frantic about the stock market as I should be -- I'm used to being broke -- but for some reason, seeing them so frazzled makes me feel really relaxed...

I think they should make stressed-trader trading cards!

I would buy and collect them if it would help the economy: