July 21, 2008

The Award For The Sexiest Person At Summerfest Goes To...

This guy --->

Don't know his name but I assume it's Richard "Laser" Cocainington.

This bronzed stallion woke up that morning, pushed the gaggle of women in neon green bikinis off his waterbed, and said "Fuckin' A man, I'm going to Summerfest today. Where's my forest-green Taz shirt..."

I feel like I spotted a unicorn.

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