how many jokes we could have made about you on the morning show.
Sailors...the Titanic... gay polar bears...proof that global warming is literally fucking us -- the possibilities were endless.
But no.
All you gave me was my first-ever on-air "bleep" and a new nickname at work.
I'll forever cherish my new bragging right as the only person in the world who can honestly say they've been bleeped by a giant penis-shaped iceberg.
Thanks again for existing,
Katie
The uncensored version of last Friday's newscast on the 95.1 WIILROCK morning show:
