Oh penis-shaped iceberg floating in the ocean,
how many jokes we could have made about you on the morning show.
Sailors...the Titanic... gay polar bears...proof that global warming is literally fucking us -- the possibilities were endless.
All you gave me was my first-ever on-air "bleep" and a new nickname at work.
I'll forever cherish my new bragging right as the only person in the world who can honestly say they've been bleeped by a giant penis-shaped iceberg.
Thanks again for existing,
The uncensored version of last Friday's newscast on the 95.1 WIILROCK morning show: